Dream Chat: "I Need A Rooter"

Elizabeth, who on occassions likes to strike up funny conversations while sleeping, said to me at 1:30 am: 

“I read in a book that I need wood to root a rooter.” (giggle, giggle)

“You need to root a wha?”

“You know, a rooter. I need a rooter.” (giggle, giggle)

“Where did you say you read this?” (chuckle, chuckle)

“A rooter book” (said with great confidence and delight)

“A rooter book? There’s no such thing as a rooter book.”

“Yeah, but there could be.”

“Are you dreaming again?” (chuckle, chuckle)

“Nope, I’m wide awake.”

“Really? And you need to root a rooter.”

“Uh-uh…you know, like Roto-rooter…Roto Rooter!” (she sings the catchy commercial jingle followed by giggle, giggle)

“Ok” (chuckle, chuckle) “G’nite Elizaba” (chukle, chuckle)

“G’nite” (giggle, giggle, happy sigh)


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